Sassmaster!: Kid Quotes

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Kid Quotes

Me: Why are you late to school today?
Student: Oh. I was pretending to be sick.
I love the honesty.

Test Question: Define the word nun.
Answer: A nun is a woman that worships God and lives in a convict.

Test Question: Define the word pilgrimage.
Answer: Arms for the poor?

Test Question: Who was Michelangelo?
Answer: Michelangelo died in the year of 1564 with many sculptures, pants, architects, and poems and much more stuff that he made and wrote.

2 comments:

Alanna said...: I love it! i asked a student why he was late and he said "my sister threw up on the stairs and mom had to clean it up." But he was over an hour late...; June 2, 2009 at 5:07 PM
Andrea, Mrs. said...: Hahahaha! Awesome. :-D; June 3, 2009 at 7:27 PM

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Funny Friend Quotes

"And that's why I could never be a CIA agent." ~Katie
"And there you go!" ~Lindsay
"Available fer wut?" ~Katie
"Blackjack is just about as fun as making out." ~Sharon
"Chocolate is the new thirty." ~?
"Dark is the new milk." ~Emery
"Death by too much water is called drowning!" ~ Katie
"He said he wouldn't date me if I didn't have any bones." ~ Emery
"He's of the African defense." ~Brian
"Hello, my name Milosch." ~Emery
"Holy goodness! I love that I can hunt that much meat." ~Emery
"How many of you are... there are?" ~Nathan
"I can't hear you, and it's a tiger. I can't hear you, and it's a tiger." ~ Emery
"I don't like the Simpsons." ~ Susan
"I don't think Fat Dog works with four people." ~Brian Bentley
"I like a lot of things with soy... like soy sauce." ~ Michael
"I'm going to become a haiku poet." ~ Emery
"I'm smart, Emery, Emery, I'm smart." ~Will
"I've never had a home-shaped room." ~Brian
"If you switch from wrong to right, you have a better chance of winning." ~Michael
"Let's play facebook!" ~Emery
"Solamente quiero ser amigos." ~Emery
"Step off! Step off!" ~Bethany
"Tell him to call me!" ~Kristine
"Thirty is the new twenty." ~Katie
"What would Michael do if Emery won a million dollars?" "Emery."
"When you have Twilight in your hands, every long period of time feels like a gift." ~Katie
"Who protects the President? Social Security." ~ Rachel
"Women are amazing. Women make the world go 'round. If it weren't for women, the Country of Lithuania would no longer exist." ~Emery
"Women are very excitable creatures." ~Katie
"Your feet are warm." "I know. My whole body is." ~Brian
"¿Por que no vas a comer a mi casa hoy?" ~Coco

Favorite Quotes

"Enjoy faith. Remember, too, that your faith covers all portions of life’s trail. You can have clear faith in the ultimate outcomes at the end of the trail but still find vexing uncertainties in the steps immediately ahead. The Lord knows the end from the beginning and everything in between. You, however, function in the muddled, mortal middle. Both the help and comfort of the Holy Ghost are thus much needed for the short run too! Hence, you are to proceed with your lives within what is allotted to you." ~Elder Neal A. Maxwell
"Come what may, and love it." ~Elder Joseph B. Wirthlin
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves: 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There’s nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us: it’s in everyone. And as we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we’re liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.” -Marianne Williamson
"Every jumbled pile of persons has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of." -They Might Be Giants