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Monday, November 17, 2008

More 6th Grade Test Answers

Here are the latest entertaining answers to my students' 6th grade science test.

Question: Ben notices the milk he poured on his breakfast cereal is lumpy and tastes sour. What inference should Ben make?
Answer: He should make pizza.
Answer: The milk is warm and soggy.

Question: A group of students wonders if pond water smells bad because it has microorganisms in it. Describe a way they could find out.
Answer: They could look in a telescope.
Answer: They could send it to a lab.

1 comment:

Alanna said...: I love it! I've been teaching microorganisms the past 7 weeks. ANother 2 weeks and I'm done teaching it! YEAH. I love the answers your students gave.; November 18, 2008 at 3:48 PM

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